(Source: makarov92, via fuckyeahdementia)
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The evil passions of men.
12 Conduct Rules for Women
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE! WHY DID YOU SAVE THIS THING WHYYYYYY I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN
An eighteen pound giant Tasmanian king crab called Russell (after actor Russell Crowe) is one of three saved from an Aussie cook pot and is now is destined for a new home at the Sea Life Centre in Birmingham.
Picture: Caters (via Pictures of the day: 17 October 2012 - Telegraph)
You don’t love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear. —
Oscar Wilde (via certifiedcynic)
(Since Wilde died in 1900, I’m pretty certain he didn’t say this, but “they sing a song only you can hear” is still beautiful.)
(Source: thatquote, via mayraq)