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If you’re going to be a parent, be the best parent.
“THE GOVERNMENT. IT’S EVERYWHERE, MAN. THESE SHEETS? YOU THINK THESE SHEETS ARE LEGIT?! BULLSHIT THE GOVERNMENT IS IN HERE.”
(via three-fold-satire)
(Source: pdlcomics, via three-fold-satire)
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE! WHY DID YOU SAVE THIS THING WHYYYYYY I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN
An eighteen pound giant Tasmanian king crab called Russell (after actor Russell Crowe) is one of three saved from an Aussie cook pot and is now is destined for a new home at the Sea Life Centre in Birmingham.
Picture: Caters (via Pictures of the day: 17 October 2012 - Telegraph)
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Oscar Wilde (via certifiedcynic)
(Since Wilde died in 1900, I’m pretty certain he didn’t say this, but “they sing a song only you can hear” is still beautiful.)
Watch this and don’t laugh.
Flying over the Moon … for more on how and why this shot was taken, check this post.
Recent sculptures/installations by Valerie Hegarty